The Official Heat Complaint Post

Me - "Its hot out"

My Buddy - "How hot is it?"

Me - "I don't know, buy a fucking thermometer you cheap bastard"


This post is primarily for heat complaint purposes. If you happen to stumble across my blog and feel like adding a complaint in the comment section, please do so. For all of you with pools or high tech air conditioner doohickeys, go to hell.

Have a great heat-filled day..